Wattmore – Canadian Whiskey (MP3)

This is either our masterpiece or Exhibit A.

They told us not to release this song. They said it would get us cancelled. That was all the encouragement we needed. So here it is… our career suicide note set to music.

Canadian Whiskey is, on paper, a “conventional country drinking song.”

Which is true, if you ignore the sarcasm, the side-eye, and the fact that it was co-written with Allan Caswell — a self-confessed leftie, boomer, hippie, and professional troublemaker.

Totally coincidental. Probably.

Before anyone gets dramatic — it’s not anti-American. It’s just aggressively pro everyone else.

Canada, Mexico, Ukraine, France, Australia. Hell, if Greenland makes tequila, they’re in too.

Backed by some of Australia’s finest country players (the kind who make it sound easy), plus the boys themselves on guitars that weren’t just played — they were assaulted, interrogated, and dumped in a shallow grave somewhere in the mix

The result? Brash. Irreverent. Fresh. Smartarse

Basically, Wattmore in a glass — neat, no chaser. So, pour a glass, lower your standards, and hit play. Because every great mistake deserves a soundtrack.